stupid hcl, chenzehou gave me 14/30 for the questions thing. the question is ah. if you are yue fei what will you do with ur medal thing? so i write, i will make a room to display the medal, when ppl visit my house they can see, and i will feel dam bigshot! then ah, got 1 question gave me 1 mark wtf? zzz
did indices with mr selamat, boring as pat wong><
engkiat came, finally hes back, continued with his vector shit.
watched a hitler video for history. seems like hitler hates jews =O, like some people hate banglas
chem and amath is shit as usual, and ms khoo din come for ss today. i hope she is ok, but its quite a good thing also, as we get to slack in class.
and today, we had a lot of fun playing with haonan’s bread la lmfao, kicking the stale bread around. the pieces are like scatter all over the floor, and the slacker cleaning uncle dun care^^
went home after school with zhikang. on the way down changcheng, we saw some bras o.o

woot, i wonder who these belong to=X
now that i have reached home, i find that i have nothing to do, so i had thought of a lame joke to share with u all.

once, there was three people, a englishman, a honky, and a bangladeshi construction worker escaping from the japanses nippon army. they chanced upon three sacks, of ducks, chickens and potatos. so they hid in them. as the jip-pun soldiers passed, they stab their bayonet into each of the sacks, when they jab into the chicken, the angmoh boy say, cluck cluck. when they jab into the duck, the honky fag say, quack quack. but when they jab into the potato sack, the dumb bangladeshi boy say,potato potato. so the japenises managed to catch them and bring them to the headquarters.
they decided to shoot the three idiots dead. the englishmen went first, but when they about to shoot him, he say tsunami, tsunami! the kuku japenises were afraid and hid away. so the london bastard managed to escape. then the honky went next, although honkies arent that smart, this honky managed to scare the japenises off by flashing his hongkongfeet at them, and saying hongkong gas! the japs couldnt resist the odour and ran away. den it was the bangladeshi construction worker turn, he try to follow the other two’s example and say, fire fire!! so they fire. BAM BAM and the dumb bangla is dead.=D

seeyou

sup guys, today was really fun wasn’t it =D
omfg, the school hang the national flag upside down leh! i wish i got chance to take a picture though, but with all the teacher standing behind, no chance la=(
and some guy has been wasting toilet paper, throwing it into the toilet bowl and on the floor. ehh nice one man, but i can recommend a nicer area to throw at. u know ah, on the ceiling got this guailan round sensor thing? ahh. throw there. throw throw throw. fun leh! can help to waste dr boon electricity also, can also have some entertainment, zhen shi yi ju liang de
started off with chenzehou, boring like sai, gd thing we have group work. dbl period of pe had us throwing javelins. yawn.. maths next, the test was quite ok la..hope can pass=D
save money and ate fanchoy during recess. no choice la, have to save money for the 72 dollar nike bag, which means 10 more days of hunger>< anyone can spare me a meal=O
koped one of pungent’s seaweedchicken though, dam nice la=D
dbl amath, poh went thru with us some new chapter.zz and during english i wanted to go toilet, but patwong say, wait for your friend to come back, otherwise i dunno wad u all doing in there-.- haonan take bloody long to finish..
left after comp lab ss session, where the internet was so goddamn slow, fatsodus is getting dangerous, walao he go whack my balls>< oww.. went to cut hair later, cut until quite short aiyo..hope it grow back fast fast^^ and later me and chongrui plant another smoke bomb at captain gan’s house. hoho foggy cabin=D

mmm why dun you see this pic before you go,featuring matthew#1 and matthew#2

lol cute eh, been wanting to get this picture for a dam long time ler=D

hmm making another bomb for tomoros events now, gotta run, seeya and gdnite

woah, tiring day at bb today..shall make this fast, wanna sleep soon
went to macs to eat with juehua. late for parade-.- aiya. den we play some indoor game la, blanket game and some lame faggoty drawing game. later we went to dip our hands into this bucket thing. eh wait, is not ”we”, is the brave recruits!! heh den jinhan noticed this evil plan by bangladesh to invade our homeland.

you know rite, these grass cutters, they take their grass cutter machine and cut our grass, is all a evil plan to make us die of oxygen-suffocation leh! when there is less grass, less oxygen, so we will die sooner=X and they dam evil hor, put those machine on their bag, spraying petrol into the atmosphere, is trying to kill us!ahh!! faggy banglas!!
played around with water bombs at field later, and theres a rule, cannot hit the CLTs. threw 2 bombs, one hit CLT london bastard head, but heck care him la. den throw another one at guniang slyvester’s lanjiao, he scream omfg! my ear almost got destroyed>.<
did a lot of situps today at bb>< went home after that. hehheh later chongrui came over to my house to do the blogs. have a look.
Kenneth
Chong Rui

not bad eh? done in under 2 hours too =D went down to test the smoke bomb with him, but it was a failure, ended up burning the whole bloody pingpongball to a crisp instead of producing smoke. looks i have a lot more to work on. if it is successful, i am going to plant one inside a toilet=D hehheh..

ok gonna sleep now, but before i go, heres a little something for you.
what do you call an englishman with a blade? ans:knight
what do you call a japanese with a blade? ans:samurai
what do you call a orc with a blade? ans: blademaster
what do you call a bangladesh with a blade? ans: grass cutter

take care=D

omfg, a editted pic of me sleeping in class=O

sup, nice enjoyable day today=D
lilykoh came in to deliver us some bad news, payments! aww dammit! 2 periods of slacking comforted the classroom mood considerably, in time for amath, where poh did some suprisingly easy sums. chem killed my brains considerably, it was so boring..and whats more she release us late leh!! walao oui..
ate fanchoy and tapau lemon tea up, thanks matthew mohan=D
dbl hcl.. argh. czh bored the hell out of us with crap. slept for 10 mins, lucky he dint see=P eng is crap as usual, aizz nvm, geoggy, the SIM wasted another period talking gay crap…
went to meeting, dam u kahkee, den changed into black shirt behind the notice board and went to BBHQ woo song! keane and mj met me and juehua later there, we saw a lot of dam cool bb stuff, and me and juehua bought 2 staff sergeant field ranks^^

hahaha, cool eh? went back to anglican high with mj and keane, they did their Recruit Instructor stuff, i slacked at concourse steps and see guides get tekan.. managed to take a pic of them being pumped..they seem quite pissed off at me for doing this though =O

heh, left later and suan everybody with my ssg field rank, ate at 85 and took the 17 home, tried to help jinhan take pic with his phone but it was too dangerous>< urgh..
ok, im gonna play now, but before that, have a look at this

credits to yanchin for the photoshopping=D

kk take care. gdnite=D bb tomorow aiyaa..

hmm. i was surfing around when i found these barney songs =D enjoy,

Joy to the world, Barney’s dead
We barbecued his head!
But what about the body?
We flushed it down the potty
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes
And round and round and round it goes

I hate you
You hate me
Let’s all plot to kill Barney
When he slips on the wax and falls to the floor,
No more purple dinosaur!

I hate you!
You hate me!
Let’s hang Barney from a tree!
With a knife through his back and a gun to his head,
Pull the trigger, Barney’s dead!

i liked today=)
woke up at 7-.- changed quickly and ran through pasir ris park to white sands7.15, bought macdonalds7.20, take taxi to ahs 7.40 phew! walao i thought i was going to miss the test>< i think i did ok=) but later nc koh come kaopei me about stapling the papers together, nabei! took off pants and went down for PE. couldnt play soccer cos of the rain. played basketball with 3L boys and later captain ball with dat sec 2 class..its siao. when u get the ball the girls(and a faggy gay)will crowd around you, catscratch you and scream. omfg..=O i noticed that when haonan got the ball, nobody dare to crowd him though=D wonder why…ong didnt come so we laze arnd in class, halfway this sub teacher miss bo came in, dunno wad she trying to teach also-.- went down for early recess^^ CHIKKIN RICE!! haha. and i discovered a new way to sneak past SCs. u know the counselling centre drink machine? there no SC one leh! so after you buy, you can sneak up directly! woah!
later SIM came to class, she speak and whisper and shout all use the same volume one la, looks like shes gonna die or fall sick soon.. voice very very wheezy le..anyway heres a poem for you, SIM

Stupid Idiot Moron
3 different types of idiots
mixed into the same yalam
you dun rock, you retard!

zzz.this is probably why i din take lit>< haha juz made another album of choujielun today.

ba du chou wei, holy shit isnt one dimension of odour enough?

emath was easy,the sums even i also can do^^ later menopausal virgin bring us to library to read books, read the why women walk like ducks book with yc! LOL!! muz go read k? went to 85 with BB ppl like zhikang, zongzuo, nelson, chongrui and benjamin, ate this stupid scammy $2 wanton mee that taste a lot like instant noodle-.- took a retarded picture of nelson goh!

heh, later he went lan with cds ppl, so we took the 17 home, chongrui had to pay 1.40 cos he didnt have his ezlink-.- walked home after alighting and saying bye to zongzuo and fatsodus(BLUBBB BLUBB LBUBB BLUBB)

hmm so let it shine is starting soon, i think i shall go watch it now, but i shall leave with a parting picture and some thoughts.

guys, im sure you all have seen this cute looking brown doggy wandering around faglican high. but have YOU ever wondered. What is it? Where did it come from? Why does it look so faggily brown? hmm i have thought for very very very long time, and have managed to figure it out.
THE DOG IS ACTUALLY CHAI CHEE BYE! hmm you know since Chai is such a dog, following dr boonie’s orders like a stupid dog and bullying kids, he has developed canine behavioural symptoms. as you know he doesnt have a dick like the rest of us, so he is unable to erect. however, this brink of horniness must be sublimed into some other form, causing him to morph into the guise of a dog whenever he feels horny=O beware of the doggy ppl, stay away from it if youre wearing short skirts or look hot, or it might rape you!

cya=P

hey there, had a good day today? i didnt. today was one of the worst days ever IMO. hmm. lets think…
started off with the faggy devotion, holy wank its the servant-talent thing again, how many fagging times has that story been told for wank’s sake? chuagege then went to inspect 3c and 3d, phew.
hcl opened up our lessons, slept thru chenjielun’s lesson, cos was watching kungfu mahjong 3 until 2am yesterday, dam tired>< i was sleeping so peacefully la, den i heard this knocking at my table, and i look up to see a fat china fag staring at me. managed to listen to a bit of the kewen before felling asleep again, den someone poke me, looks like it was haonan, and chen made me read the wusong beat tiger kewen. walan eh.. dam tired la. core human the SIM come in with her OHP lesson, walan eh so boring la, she ask if any other SIMS in the class, wank it la, if she is a real SIM i bring her go bagua shop le, buy the whole load of 100kg bagua and let her eat. ss was boring, ms khoo tried to make it interesting but how fun can note-taking get? emath next, stupid hamdam drag our time la, nabei man. almoz din get to eat la..as they say, do good deeds and christ will bless you. somebody should have tell him, do good deeds and allah will bless you la-.- ate the chinese kitchen at recess, $2.30 but its dammm FILLING la.. nvr had such a good meal in days^^
chem is shit, bleh skip it, history went to 3F, had somemore note-taking and insulting of nicholas there, LOL miss india!! amath poh came in, den he suspect that somebody call him barney, den he went arnd the room giving his barney expressions. his sums are killer though..eng last GOOD AFTERNOON CLASSS bleh, she make us present the letter thing, boriinng…
went for assembly, lucky not expressions, otherwise i might juz kill the faggy benedict for his singing. first the uber baldy give us this talk on jc stuff, fell asleep halfway cos its so boring, chiong my lan come talk when i wake up, she say wat, if you get 254 marks for psle you should be getting 6 marks for o lvl? screw her rotten and mouldy cave man.later got this video on Chiangrai CIP, walao they help to make road and do shit there.. and their living condition is like construction worker one. walan eh, this kind of hellhole who wan to go? summore muz sign up one..jiak sai la.cant even go bangkok shopping, you must be a wanking fag if you wanna go dere..
went to 3d again to meet keane and the bb ppl, wait them finish meeting den we went to beach road to buy the pants, juehua also go. the shop open la, but the pants is..FBT-LOOKALIKE SHORTS OMFG, since when did the recruits become netballers who wan to show off their thighs? but the company budget is really bollocks la, 3 bucks each shorts, what kind of shit can you buy with that? wanted to buy a staffsergeant field rank put on my bag but they dun sell dere, looks like i have to make a trip to bbHQ on friday!hehe..went home after that.
juz finished watching let it shine. the young kids cant act..but dunno why i wanna watch it. dunno la.
hmm and today is part 2 of the choujielun album parodies, did these in chinese class cos i was dam bored there, enjoy!

chou yuan jia album cover, where choujielun is a martial art fighter. he leaves his opponents fainting barely a few seconds after battles start cos of his body stench. however, in the final battle, he is poisoned by his own odour and dies of nosebleed as a result while presenting in front of the audience in english lesson.

initial w, a movie-tie in soundtrack where choujielun drove a ae86 around mount stinkyna delivering smelly tofus. his tofus are made by his BO, so naturally it is dam stinky and thus many people buy it. along the way he learns to drift, using his natural body gas as nitrous oxide, he manages to defeat many racers. soon his fans give him the nickname of king of wankers.

hehheh, its english common test tmr ppl! have fun! PE too! seeya at our faggily beloved school!